Windows 7 on Spanky - Pro x64 Workstation Edition

What is so special about Windows 7 Professional x64 SP1 Workstation Edition? It is not an official Microsoft release, rather, a thorough going over of a stock license based on the needs of the customer who wants nothing but the best for use on the job where time is money.

~ The shell is classic Windows 98, but has smoked glass theme.

~ All unwanted eye candy has been disabled.

~ All unwanted services have been stopped.

~ All harmful browser objects and links have been blacklisted.

~ Waterfox is used as the default browser, with ad blockers in place.

~ Performance parameters have been tuned for stability and speed.

~ The computer has been tweaked for ease of use.

~ No shitware is allowed anywhere on the platform.

~ All drivers and runtimes are optimized for mission critical tasks.

~ Pro level software for work is licensed on the machine.

Naturally, you expect this package to be installed on equal hardware, and at CoyoteNET DSS, it is indeed. We use Intel Xeon CPUs, Kingston RAM, Western Digital storage, LG optical drives, Seasonic PSUs, and Gigabyte motherboards, among our top offerings. Systems are built to order and spec'ed out by the client during the initial consultation and quote phase. Do not expect bargain tags. Do expect the most reliable workstations made at any price. Do not look for bling. Delight in industrial strength gear where function wins over form and no cost is cut.